[00:09.96]A fine romance with no kisses
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[00:15.45]A fine romance my friend this is
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[00:23.04]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[00:26.16]Tomatoes dear
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[00:30.01]But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
[00:35.14]Potatoes
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[00:37.56]A fine romance you won't nestle
[00:43.91]
[00:44.78]A fine romance you won't even wrestle
[00:51.30]
[00:52.72]You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
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[00:58.07]You never take a chance this is a fine romance
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[01:06.82]A fine romance my good fellow
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[01:15.22]You take romance I'll take Jello
[01:21.74]You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
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[01:29.23]At least they flap their fins to express emotion
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[01:35.71]A fine romance my dear Duchess
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[01:48.01]Two old fogies we really need crutches
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[01:58.60]You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
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[02:12.29]France
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[02:14.30]I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance
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[02:27.23]Chance
[02:29.00]A fine romance my good woman
[02:37.92]My strong aged-in-the-wood woman
[02:41.15]You never give those orchids I send a glance
[02:51.04]They're just like cactus plants this is a fine romance
[03:03.35]Oh boy