[00:05.91]You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.
[00:12.16]He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
[00:18.35]Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
[00:23.33]Says,"I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"
[00:30.90]Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,
[00:42.81]When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?
[00:49.10]Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
[00:55.69]Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
[01:01.13]The worst joke ever, I never
[01:08.09]I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
[01:14.24]Don't bore me
[01:20.10]Now I am floating,
[01:22.65]I feel released.
[01:25.64]The moorings have been dropped,
[01:28.73]The weights unleashed.
[01:31.92]Everything is crystalline, simple and free.
[01:43.98]The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,
[01:47.05]Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
[01:56.32]You're not hurting anybody else's chances,
[02:03.27]But you're disfiguring your own.
[02:09.20]Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
[02:14.37]The worst joke ever, I never
[02:21.37]I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
[02:27.74]Don't bore me, I NEVER
[02:33.62]Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup
[02:45.92]You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before
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