Punky's Dilemma (Album Version)

Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake,

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,

Relaxing a while ...livin' in style,

Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.,

Casually glancing at his toupee,

Wish I was an English Muffin,

Bout to make the most out of a toaster,

I'd ease myself down,

Comin' up brown,

I prefer a boysenberry more than any ordinary jam,

I'm a citizen for boysenberry jam fans,

If I become a famous lady,

Would you put my photo on your piano?,

>From Mary Jane.....best wishes to Martin...,

Ooooh South California,

Oh Roger draft dodger,

Leavin by the basement door,

Everybody knows what he's tippe-toein',

Down there for,

Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake,

Floatin' in my bowl,

Takin' movies,

Relax in a whirl livin' in style...