My Old Flame - Spike Jones
My old flame
I can't even think of her name
But it's funny now and then
How my thoughts go flashing back again to
My old flame
I've met so many who had fascinatin' ways
A fascinatin' gaze in their eyes
Some who took me up to the skies
But their attempts at love were only imitations of
My old flame
I can't even think of her name
But I'll never be the same until
I discover what became of
My old flame
My old flame
I can't even think of her name
I'll have to look through
My collection of human heads
But it's funny now and then
How my thoughts go flashing back again to
My old flame
My old flame
My my new lovers all seem so tame
They they won't even let me strangle them
For I haven't met a girl
So magnificent or elegant as
My old flame
I I I've met so many
Who had fascinating ways
A fascinating gaze in their eye
I sewed this eye so I removed the other eye
That eye that kept winking and
Blinking at other men it'll
Smakess I want sss ist ist
Some who took me up to the skies
But their attempts at love
Were only imitations of
My old flame
I I can't even think of her name
Whe-wh-whe
What was her name
Doris Laura Cloe Manny Moe Jack
No it couldn't have been Moe
I can't stand it I tell you
This is driving me sane
Eh ees ehh
She would always treat me mean
So I poured a can of gasoline
And struck a match to
My old flame