Little Mi$$ Party Animal

Little Mi$$ Party Animal - T.J. Miller

What up, y'all!

Little mi, money sign, money sign, party animal

AKA, money sign hitface

Let's get it started y'all, 1998

J-Snuggle, hit the booth, give me some percu$$ion.

Replace all the S's mother******

It's 2:00pm, *****, time to ***** us some ****

Go to see a movie, get paranoid and leave

There were too many people, we couldn't pay attention

And the THC makes for poor memory retention

Walk up to the bar and everything is free

'Cause I already gave them my credit card and ID

It's like Little Jon said,"Shots, shots, shots, shots!"

When I'm outisde vomitting they call the"Cops, cops, cops, cops!"

The club let us right in, after about an hour

I'm sweating from withdrawal, don't need to take a shower

(We, we) pill poppin', on that *******

I'm chewing on my cheek so much I'm bleeding profusely

All that matters is the here, now, now, now

There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now

Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout

"Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch

Time for vikes and percocets, let's get it going fool

Hopefully tomorrow there's no blood in my stool

I take all the ***** you got, come on and gimme, gimme

This lifestyle rocks, like the stones in my kidney

Drink all night, wake up late for work

By night, I'm a baller; by day, a patent office clerk

I'm getting ** tested, boss can tell that I'm bluffin'

High levels of **? Nah, that's a ***** seed muffin

Acid and 'x,' the full-court press

In three days, we'll be super depressed

I eat magic mushrooms, then I go ahead and puke

The last four times I freaked out..

You know honestly I think that was probably a fluke

All that matters is the here, now, now, now

There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now

Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout

"Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch

Score a little coke, start talking real fast

I'm telling you man, my whole life, like my entire life

Was changed from that one highschool class

******* wakes us up, 'cause we're tired from being smashed

Got an erection at the Waffle House but I know it won't last

Got that coke drip dripping down the back of my throat

80 degrees outside but I'm wearing a coat

Cop pulls us over, we smell like ***

Nah, officer, it's incense, believe what you wanna

We're honoring almighty Krishna and-

Okay I'm on parole, we'll stop.

Did somebody say D.J. Stop 'N' Talk?

Oh sorry, I thought- I guess that was a different song.

Oh, okay fine, I know when I'm not needed,

I can take a hint when it's told to me directly.

All that matters is the here, now, now, now

There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now

Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout

"Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch

All that matters is the here, now, now, now

There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now

Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout

"Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch

(on the couch)

All that matters is the here, now, now, now

There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now

Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout

"Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch

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