Work hard, play fair
Low cholesterol, full head of hair
Eat well, don't swear
Fill up the Volvo with a thousand mile stare thinking
I'm happy, so happy
So glad my, mum had me
I'm lucky, so lucky, so happy
Baseball bat, take that
Smash the gaff, take that
He's at the village fayre
He's screaming I don't care
Inside his head of course
Time flies with no remorse
He dreams of younger days
Late nights and escapades
Where did it all go wrong
Inside his head he's thinking
I'm happy, so happy
So glad my mother had me
I'm lucky, so lucky, so happy
Baseball bat, take that
Smash the gaff, take that
Baseball bat, take that
Smash the gaff, take that
Baseball bat, take that
Smash the gaff, take that
