Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken (Explicit)

Hey ken

What's up

Ryu

You know I think you're a f**king d**k right

Yeah

Well

I think we should settle this s**t once and for all with a rap battle to the death

Okay

Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that

Probably

Alright

Let's do this

Round 1

Rap

F**k you

Ken

You're such a little f**king b***h

I'm gonna break your f**king spine in half and throw you in a ditch

Start up a f**king beat and drop the motherf**king bass

So I can shoot a load of hadouken all over your face

I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of f**king straw

Man

Shredding you up worse than vega fapping with his claw hand

Cammy and chun li don't think you're sexy at all

They're both coming home with me

One for each of my balls

Like the bonus round car your a*s is getting destroyed

My cock is more swollen than zangief's thyroid

Your d**k's three inches hard

I'm working with a soft ten

So what you got to motherf**king say to me

Ken

I really don't appreciate those things that you just said

I was raised to respect others

And sometimes words can be hurtful

And I just

I

I just think that maybe

Yo

An apology is in order

Round 2

Rap

It's my honest suspicion

You're gonna want a physician

Only morticians are the one to help your future condition

Cause me whooping on your a*s is a time honored tradition

So now I'll do it even faster in the turbo edition

Watch your back

B***h

I'm gonna make you scream

My d**k shoots farther than the arm of dhalsim

Just like sagat's chest

You're gonna need a skin graft

Now

Please enjoy the tart

Tangy taste of my shaft

My rhymes are fat like the sumo e

Honda

I'm the king of d**k jungle with my giant anaconda

Harness my chi to beat your a*s with a dao

So what you got to motherf**king say to me now

Alright

Two can play at this game

D**k penis man

Can you lose to me in a rap battle

Shoryuken

Hadouken

Ken：

You have proven that you are the best

You have hadouken'd a giant hole in my chest

Hey

You did it

You rhymed on beat

Oh yeah

Cool

Great job

Man

I knew you could do it

Thank you so much

I appreciate it

Tatsumaki senpukyaku

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My scrotums