Bluetelle - Slow Gherkin
Hello my name is Phil Bluetelle
That's blue for my
Blue collar
I work all day and slave away to earn my
Daily dollar
I know some day I'm going to cash in all
The paychecks I have earned
And take off on my motorbike never to return
And once I had a ranger girl but yesterday I
Split with her
So now I pass the endless hours reading scary literature
If you need facts regarding redwood I'm the ranger who'll
Inform
I look so handsome in my boots and green and
Khaki uniform
Punch in
Punch out
Working hard I ain't never gonna
Stop
Punch in
Punch out
Someday I'm gonna snap crackle pop
He kicked the ground he always frowned you'd never see
Him grinning yeah yeah
He spent his time a skinning squirrels and drawing naked
Women
I often heard you hear him cry Phil saying woe
Is me
He got so bored he soon resorted to surreal poetry
Yeah
Then one night he went rabid eating muffins from costco
He went butt wild and killed a child with a
State issued crossbow
The stress of working for the man was just too
Much for Phil
He ran off in the forest and our gherkins turned
To dill
Punch in
Punch out
Working hard I ain't never gonna
Stop
Punch in
Punch out
Someday I'm gonna snap crackle pop
Snap
