Shut the F**K Up (Explicit)

I was never one to mingle

I was happy home alone

I would sit with my guitar

On winters nights

Just playing on my own

And then I saw

This thing on YouTube

A bar in my hometown

There was a guy called Joe

The bagpipes - what a name

He sang and played guitar

And fooled around

So, I wandered to that venue

On a cold damp night

Bought a drink, took a seat

There were others

There who seemed to be like me

As we waited for the acts

And we drank our whisky neat

And Joe said

Shut the **** up!

Turn your noise down

Shut the **** up!

While we're they're in this town

Shut the **** up!

Oh they'll sing and they'll dance

Shut the **** up!

Just give them the chance

So I'm standing now before you

On a hot midsummer's eve

The trees in leaf

The summer has arrived

And we're all out to make the most

Of our one lives

And to offer words of comfort

If I could be so bold

To those who may come after me

I'd say,"It's better not

To sit alone in dreams"

Just get yourself in gear

Forget the stress and fear

As Joe says

Shut the **** up!

Turn your noise down

Shut the **** up!

While they're here in this town

Shut the **** up!

Oh they'll sing and they'll dance

Shut the **** up!

Just give them the chance

Shut the **** up!

Shut the **** up!

Shut the **** up!

Shut the **** up!

And Joe says