[00:00.19]Blitz - Parody of"Blank space" (feat. Technoblade) - Switchers Sounds/Technoblade
[00:01.10]Lyrics by：Jayden Agyei/Alexander Blade
[00:01.30]Composed by：Jayden Agyei/Alexander Blade
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[00:06.00]Getting bored of walls 2
[00:08.39]I should find a new minigame
[00:10.91]October 2013 saw the game and I thought
[00:15.55]Oh my God the **** is this
[00:17.85]So many OP kits
[00:20.34]But I guess I'll play a game
[00:23.97]
[00:26.17]Horse tamers every game
[00:28.53]Dominating Winter all day long
[00:30.99]Everybody's kit's the same
[00:33.53]Because it is so damn strong
[00:35.93]But hey I can survive
[00:37.63]I get better ping here than to the Hive
[00:40.22]Teams and hackers everywhere
[00:42.72]But nobody plays Blitz to be fair
[00:44.97]
[00:45.85]So I'll keep on playing
[00:47.13]
[00:48.21]And get Horsetamer 6
[00:50.64]My horse is fast but stupid
[00:52.09]
[00:53.12]And I will call it brick
[00:55.59]Toxicologist gets added
[00:58.16]With a level 5 stone sword
[01:00.63]Keep going with a single dream that
[01:03.15]One day I'll be leaderboards
[01:05.18]
[01:05.84]Gonna join another map
[01:06.94]
[01:08.15]But I know it's all in vain
[01:10.59]Trying to earn some coins
[01:12.36]
[01:13.18]But it's not worth the pain
[01:15.67]Got a long list of level 7s
[01:18.24]No high level kits I've gained
[01:20.66]Keep getting Rogue'd in deathmatch
[01:22.95]
[01:24.53]That's just the game
[01:25.59]
[01:31.22]Hypixel gets a new host
[01:33.46]I will miss you 30 ping
[01:35.47]
[01:36.07]Now it's on the East Coast
[01:38.46]But now I only want one thing
[01:40.88]To get the YouTube rank
[01:42.95]What the **** it's 30K subs
[01:45.44]And I join the Elite team
[01:49.00]
[01:51.13]Screaming crying horse users
[01:53.50]As we nerf their kit to bits
[01:55.97]Don't worry toxic's next
[01:58.49]We'll completely revamp Blitz
[02:00.91]Make it a whole new game
[02:02.81]While I try and rise to fame
[02:05.38]I'll make for myself a name
[02:07.85]When I'm done here this game will never be the same
[02:09.98]
[02:10.78]So I release my first montage
[02:12.29]
[02:13.18]Become a rising star
[02:15.10]
[02:15.66]People blame my hit detection
[02:17.22]
[02:18.14]Because of my 5 bar
[02:20.67]But it was the first of many and I buy armorer 10
[02:25.63]People blame thorns constantly but
[02:28.18]I still make one again
[02:30.18]
[02:30.72]I name it unexpected
[02:32.13]
[02:33.14]Later I release life
[02:35.65]My personal favorite
[02:37.10]
[02:38.20]Flawlesses left and right
[02:40.20]
[02:40.89]But Blitz has some new problems
[02:43.23]And this one's pretty dumb
[02:45.65]Only one map ever fills up
[02:47.68]
[02:49.58]Why is it Caelum
[02:50.44]
[02:50.96]Remove Caelum and replace it with v2
[02:55.07]
[02:55.86]But it's still half the things people queue
[03:00.14]
[03:00.84]So many teams the forums explode
[03:04.97]
[03:05.73]So we release an update team mode
[03:09.85]
[03:10.93]That was my last move
[03:12.18]
[03:13.10]And I leave the Elite Team
[03:15.62]People ask me why but
[03:17.13]
[03:18.16]I must follow my dreams
[03:20.08]
[03:20.67]I guess that marks the end of
[03:23.16]My whole nine month regime
[03:25.59]But I'm telling you the game is
[03:27.77]
[03:28.50]Better off than it seems
[03:30.69]So that was Blitz
[03:32.24]
[03:33.15]It's been over a year
[03:35.60]Nowadays there's nothing
[03:37.20]
[03:38.14]But lots of diamond gear
[03:40.11]
[03:40.63]There's five scouts in each round
[03:43.18]It's getting quite insane
[03:45.01]
[03:45.57]I keep getting janitored but
[03:47.81]
[03:49.49]That's just the game