[00:00.16]Up rolls the riot van
[00:02.32]And sparks excitement in the boys
[00:06.88]But the policemen look annoyed
[00:11.31]Perhaps these are ones they should avoid
[00:19.74]They got a chase last night
[00:21.95]From men with truncheons dressed in hats
[00:28.92]They didn't do that much wrong
[00:31.03]Still ran away though for the laugh
[00:34.51]Just for the laugh
[00:36.74]Please just stop talking
[00:39.19]'Cause they won't find us if you do
[00:43.82]Oh those silly boys in blue
[00:48.59]Well they won't catch me and you
[00:56.62]Have you been drinking son
[00:58.85]You don't look old enough to me
[01:05.69]I'm sorry officer
[01:07.48]Is there a certain age you're supposed to be
[01:11.49]'Cause nobody told me
[01:13.88]And up rolls the riot van
[01:16.02]And these lads just wind the coppers up
[01:20.63]They ask why they don't catch proper crooks
[01:25.25]They get their address and their names took
[01:31.68]But they couldn't care less
[01:50.95]He got thrown in the riot van
[01:53.26]And all the coppers kicked him in
[01:57.72]And there was no way he could win
[02:02.18]Just had to take it on the chin