[00:00.00]Me - Various Artists
[00:06.67]You've been dreaming just one dream
[00:09.31]Nearly all your life
[00:12.14]Hoping scheming just one theme
[00:14.95]Will you be a wife
[00:17.68]Will you be some he man's property
[00:23.33]Good news that he man's me
[00:32.27]This equation girl plus man
[00:35.13]Doesn't help just you
[00:38.00]On occasion women can
[00:40.88]Have their uses too
[00:43.65]Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree
[00:49.52]Pumpkin extend with me
[00:55.44]We'll be raising sons galore
[00:57.20]Inconceivable
[00:57.96]Each built six foot four
[00:59.92]Unbelievable
[01:00.80]Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene
[01:05.78]I'm not hearing this
[01:06.97]You'll be keeping house with pride
[01:08.64]Just incredible
[01:09.52]Oh so gratified
[01:11.46]So unweddable
[01:12.31]That you are a part of this idyllic scene
[01:18.87]Picture this A rustic hunting lodge
[01:22.66]My latest kill roasting over the fire
[01:26.03]My little wife massaging my feet while
[01:29.35]The little ones play on the floor with the dogs
[01:33.19]We'll have six or seven
[01:36.24]Dogs
[01:36.72]No Belle Strapping boyslike me
[01:41.04]Imagine that
[01:42.22]I can see that we will share
[01:44.99]All that love implies
[01:47.60]We shall be a perfect pair
[01:50.37]Rather like my thighs
[01:53.34]You are face to face with destiny
[01:58.92]All roads lead to
[02:01.64]The best things in life are
[02:04.61]All's well that ends with me
[02:10.20]Escape me there's no way
[02:13.15]Certain as Do Re
[02:15.98]Belle when you marry
[02:20.81]So Belle what would it be
[02:22.59]Is it yes or is it oh yes
[02:27.53]I I just don't deserve you
[02:31.00]Who does me