[00:00.00]Callin' In Sick -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:01.88]Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
[00:10.18]Just don't feel like goin' to work
[00:13.91]I think I'll call my boss then I'm
[00:18.30]Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
[00:22.17]Swear I've got some strange disease
[00:26.07]What's that little twerp gonna say
[00:32.06]Hey
[00:35.02]I'm callin' in sick today
[00:43.52]Callin' in sick today
[00:49.87]I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
[00:58.33]I could spend all day in my underwear watching Ernest Goes to Camp
[01:06.46]I could sit and count my hair
[01:10.41]I could burp my Tupperware
[01:14.51]I'm not busy now anyway
[01:20.61]Hey
[01:23.45]I'm callin' in sick today
[01:31.65]Callin' in sick today
[01:39.72]Ain't goin' to work no way
[01:47.78]Callin' in sick today
[01:54.39]I can do anything I want to
[01:58.65]I am invincible now
[02:02.85]I'm on fire baby
[02:05.43]I'm alive I'm alive can you hear me world
[02:09.29]I'm alive
[02:19.15]Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun
[02:23.31]And trying not to squint
[02:27.12]Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from
[02:31.85]My belly button lint
[02:35.16]When I'm sick of takin' abuse
[02:39.06]I just make up some lame excuse
[02:43.20]Freedom's just seven digits away
[02:49.24]Hey
[02:52.15]I'm callin' in sick today
[03:00.35]Callin' in sick today
[03:08.38]Ain't goin' to work no way
[03:16.61]Callin' in sick today