[00:00.00]A Simple Desultory Philippic - Simon & Garfunkel (西蒙和加芬克尔)
[00:11.23]I been Norman Mailered Maxwell Taylored
[00:16.45]I been John O'Hara'd McNamara'd
[00:21.76]I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind
[00:26.99]I been Ayn Randed nearly branded
[00:29.93]A Communist 'cause I'm left-handed
[00:32.57]That's the hand I use well never mind
[00:37.46]I been Phil Spectored resurrected
[00:42.76]I been Lou Adlered Barry Sadlered
[00:48.15]Well I paid all the dues I want to pay
[00:53.31]And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
[00:56.10]And all of my wealth won't buy me health
[00:58.94]So I smoke a pint of tea a day
[01:07.24]I know a man's brain's so small
[01:10.74]He couldn't think of nothing at all
[01:13.34]Not the same as you and me
[01:15.50]He doesn't dig poetry
[01:18.26]He's so unhip when you say Dylan
[01:21.65]He thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas
[01:24.36]Whoever he was the man ain't got no culture
[01:29.86]But it's alright ma everybody must get stoned
[01:38.15]I been Mick Jaggered been silver daggered
[01:43.91]Andy Warhol won't you please come home
[01:48.73]I been mothered fathered aunt and uncled
[01:51.58]Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled
[01:54.23]I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone