Longitude 44 degrees latitude 088 degrees
North of Wisco let's do this thing
Apples to oranges there's no way to compare
When I tell 'em the d**est city in
Wisconson they all stare
Named after Samuel Appleton
Founded two years after 1851
72'000 is the population
Only 99 African American
It's Green Bay
With class
Milwaukee
With no fat a*s
Madison
That's a girl's name
I don't know any other cities
Should've researched it
Hydroelectricity is what we're about
You can find me chilling out at
The Hearthstone House
When the other cities step
You know they get served
A day trip to Bubolz Nature Preserve
Badgers
Believe it
Intersection of 41 and 10th
You're at the capital of p***y in
Wisonsin
Riding down that highway 441
My sausage makes a Polish connection
Smoke m*******a with mayor Hannigan
We'll see crazy like that road
Wiper outside Anduzzi's
Birthplace of famed magician Houdini
Escape artistry though I'd never want to leave
It's the one city I'd have a daughter or a son in
You think I'd raise a kid in Cheboygan
F**k no
Dropping rhymes like an Apple ton of bricks
Other cities can suck a big bag of d**ks
Except Denver
Disco in Wisco Packers always winners
Cheese curds I eat them breakfast
Lunch and dinner
I said FRV Fox River Valley s**t
I failed outta high school in Appleton East
North West Senior High School
And Fox Valley Lutheran High School
It's like the worst of the four or five
Appleton Wisconsin
Believe it
