Storybook Life

Said to myself

I'm the man

Got a pocket

Full of money

Certs in my mouth

In case my breath

Gets kinda funky

Saw a hottie

Staring right at me

She kinda looks

Like the chick

Who did the video

With Tommy Lee

Oh man is she

Coming over

I gotta get this show

On the road

Yea Yea Yea

She said

Where have I

Seen you before

If you didn't like

That one wel

I got about 20 more

I need a mack

Diggedy daddy

Take me out

In his caddy

We can kick it

'Til the briggedy

Briggedy break of dawn"

I said It sounds like fun

But I ain't widdit

But if you're a good boy

I just might let you uhh-ummm

I said hold my hand

Because I ain't about the

Wham bam thank you ma'am

I hope ya understand that

I don't want

Britney tonight

And Salma

Yea she's alright

And I've seen Buffy

And she don't slay me

Cause baby you're

Just the type

Stay up and talk

To all night

Would you be

The star in my

Storybook life

My storybook life

I drove her home

And she was feeling

Kinda frisky

I told her nighty night

And then she asked

If she could kiss me

She said

Don't you wanna

Spend the night

And then she

Bit me on the ear

I felt like I was

In a Tyson fight

Oh God she's losing

Control now

So I said

I just want

Someone to hold

Yea Yea Yyea

Mariah she ain't for me

That brunette on V.I.P.

She don't hold

A candle to you

Cause baby you're

Just the type

Stay up and

Talk to all night

Would you be

The star in my

Storybook life

Baby you're just the type

I can talk to all night

Be the star

In my storybook life

Sabrina Felicity

Meg Ryan

I won't lose sleep

You can keep

Your Halle Berry

Cause baby you're

Just the type

For this show Mrs. Right

You can be the star

In my storybook life

In my storybook life

This is my storybook life