时间：2016-12-29
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John Willie's Performing Newt - The Oldham Tinkers
In a cowboy picture once I saw a horse get steaming drunk
They say that in America there's a man who tamed a skunk
You can go to the Bahamas Casablanca or Beirut
But you'll find now there that can compare with John Willie's Performing newt
What a belter what a dancer
He couldn't sing a word he's mute
He could dance the slippers off a centipede
John Willie's performing newt
A brilliant escapologist this rare amphibian being
This dreadnought eft performed some feats that Kings have enjoyed seeing
He can wriggle 'cross a red hot grate with glowing coals and logs on
Never once has he singed his feet he always keeps his clogs on
What a belter what a dancer
We couldn't sing a word he's mute
He could dance the slippers off a centipede
John Willie's performing newt
In Cadiz they call him Pistazza and prefer him to the bull
When he dances to Flamenco hear the deadly Spanish lull
He wriggles to the rhythm of the drum guitar and lute
And the Senoritas shout bravo John Willie's Pistazza newt
What a belter what a dancer
We couldn't sing a word he's mute
He could dance the slippers off a centipede
John Willie's performing newt
He performed before John Wayne one day you should have seen him buzz
When told he came from Oldham big John said
The hell he does
He should have been born in Texas such a talented galloot
This rootin' tootin' son of a gun John Willie's
Performing newt
What a belter what a dancer
He couldn't sing a word he's mute
He could dance the slippers off a centipede
John Willie's performing newt
What a belter what a dancer
We couldn't sing a word he's mute
He could dance the slippers off a centipede
John wWillie's performing newt
