The Plucky Duck Show Intro - Various Artists
You're lucky
It's Plucky
I'm absolutely ducky
Other shows seem yucky
Now that Plucky's on the air
I'm Wacky I'm Quacky
He's an ego maniacy
Hamton plays the lackey
Of this duck extraordinaire
Who knows the way to close
His endless babbling beak
Drop an anvil down upon
His feathery physique
Toast him roast him
The show will still be most him
It's the Plucky Duck show
And it's on each week
His antics are frantic
At times he gets romantic
My talent's so gigantic
It'll burst from your TV
The writers are hackers
The artists all went crackers
The actors are yakkers
But don't complain it's free
Plucky goes to Acme Loo to learn to be a star
There're other Toonsters at the school
But who cares who they are
So enjoy don't be coy
And don't fall for a decoy
It's the Plucky Duck show
Come and laugh along
I also wrote this song
