[00:00.00]Jackass in a Can - Joshua Sasse/Cast of Galavant
[00:02.12]Written by：Alan Menken/Glenn Slater
[00:04.25]Your average knight in armor
[00:05.91]He's utterly the pits
[00:07.53]His ego's so humongous
[00:09.15]That his helmet barely fits
[00:11.41]He wears two tons of padding
[00:13.27]And thinks he's quite the man
[00:14.67]He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can
[00:18.74]A jackass in a can
[00:20.47]There's nothing worser than
[00:22.33]A high and mighty jackass in a can
[00:27.60]My master hasn't had a sip of grog
[00:28.83]Without my spit in it for years
[00:30.61]I've got him craving it now
[00:32.13]I gave it to him once
[00:33.04]Without it he said it didn't taste right
[00:37.84]So what about your knight as bad us
[00:41.73]Uh yeah sure
[00:45.92]There's all that fame and glory
[00:47.45]The smell though not so great
[00:49.49]And then those big long lances
[00:51.13]Yeah to overcompensate
[00:53.31]The glamor the swagger
[00:54.55]Yeah really not a fan
[00:56.70]He's quite a major dillweed
[00:58.56]In a fancy metal can
[01:00.71]A dillweed in a can
[01:02.24]There's nothing lamer than
[01:04.09]A condescending dillweed in a can
[01:07.49]And who does all the planning
[01:08.98]Yeah who does all the work
[01:10.72]True
[01:11.54]Who gets no vacation not one payment not one perk
[01:14.47]Good point
[01:15.01]Who's third rate insurance
[01:16.43]Comes without a dental plan
[01:18.58]Your average humble squire
[01:20.28]Not the meathead in the can
[01:22.20]A jerkface in a can
[01:24.03]There's nothing sadder than
[01:25.89]Some over muscled chauvinistic
[01:27.92]Self indulgent egotistic
[01:29.75]Stingy prissy narcesistic
[01:31.57]Jackass in a can
[01:36.26]Oh my God that's me