My friends took me out the other night
They were like dude we gotta go out man
Let's go
I was like I don't wanna go out
Come on dude
Let's go get some chicks
Yea just like that
What about that whole middle ground where you're an idiot
No dude let's go get some chicks
So they wanna go out dancing right
Which we go guys we go to the clubs cuz that's where you go
The girls go
Girls go to dance you get ready with your friends
Let's go dance tonight let's just f**k guys tonight
Let's just stand in a circle around our shoes and our pocketbooks
And lets just dance
And if guys come near us we'll tazer them
No guys
You never hear a guy say to one of his buddies
Hey
Listen
Mike
Michael
Tonight dude I gotta dance
What chicks
No no f**k chicks dude
I wanna dance I just wanna express
Myself throught the art of dance mike
I don't wanna see a chick
Then we just go to the club and we stand over in the
Corner and stare at you while you're out there
Mine she's mine
It's not like in the old days where you come up and are like
May I have this dance please
Yanno we just f**king out of nowhere powpow etc
What's up powpowpow you mind if I knock against you with my cock
Powpow just for about an hour pow my denim cock
And the lights are blinking so you're like is he good looking
Is he f**king ugly what is this if he's good looking that's fine
But if he's ugly
Right if he's ugly you turn back to your friends you're like
Help me
Ooh right thank you so much
You go dancing right
Here's the thing it's like yanno
I'm a young guy but I don't care man
The f**king music at the clubs is usually way too loud
That one beat all night
*makes beat*
Right then you're dancing but in the back of your head you're like
This is kinda f**king loud I would enjoy this if it was a little tiny bit lower
Just a little tiny bit but then you realize it's so loud because
You're dancing in front of the f**king speakers
Yanno
You didn't know
You're like oh s**t we're in front of the godd**n speakers
The whole place is f**king speakers
You think you're going into the bathroom
You're like
I'm in the f**king woofer how did I get in here
Oh my god don't go in that door
It's not the bathroom guys
That's the woofer they should put a sign that says the woofer cuz
This is the bathroom and they just play that one beat all night
Somebody scream alright and all night everyone-oh scream
The at the end of the night 3 hours later
They turn on the lights
Music goes off and all you can hear for 3 days is
You leave the club
Your friends are trying to talk to you they're like
*muffled voice saying hells knows what
If I ever get really rich I'm just gonna open a bar
It's gonna be called head
And if you come there
You know what the f**k's up it would be like 150 guys
Where are the f**kin chicks dude why aren't they coming out to head
Because they're down the street at tgi lick my pussies
That's why
We gotta come up with some better apps
Cus they're down at tgi lick my pussies
