[00:00.00]Tesla - Vulvodynia
[00:02.90]Composed by：Vulvodynia
[00:08.33]While listening on my cosmic phone
[00:10.77]I caught words from the Olympus blown
[00:13.20]A newcomer was shown around
[00:15.68]That much I could guess aided by sound
[00:18.80]There's Archimedes with his lever
[00:21.23]Still busy on problems as ever
[00:25.18]Says matter and force are transmutable
[00:27.43]And wrong the laws you thought immutable
[00:31.25]Below on Earth they work at full blast
[00:33.93]And news are coming in thick and fast
[00:36.65]The latest tells of a cosmic gun
[00:39.20]To be pelted is very poor fun
[00:42.06]We are wary with so much at stake
[00:44.56]Those beggars are a pest no mistake
[00:47.40]Too bad Sir Isaac they dimmed your renown
[00:54.56]And turned your great science upside down
[01:00.73]Now a long haired crank Einstein by name
[01:06.05]Puts on your high teaching all the blame
[01:12.57]Says matter and force are transmutable
[01:16.77]And wrong the laws you thought immutable
[01:31.09]I am much too ignorant my son
[01:33.85]For grasping schemes so finely spun
[01:36.40]My followers are of stronger mind
[01:38.73]And I am content to stay behind
[01:58.83]Perhaps I failed but I did my best
[02:03.90]These masters of mine may do the rest
[02:06.54]Come Kelvin I have finished my cup
[02:09.36]When is your friend Tesla coming up
[02:11.82]Oh quoth Kelvin he is always late
[02:15.05]It would be useless to remonstrate
[02:16.92]Then silence shuffle of soft slippered feet
[02:18.48]I knock and the bedlam of the street