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The Streak - Ray Stevens
Hello everyone this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the supermarket
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir did you see what happened
Yeah I did I's standing over there by the
To maters and here he come running through the
Pole beans through the fruits and vegetables kidney as a jay bird
And I hollered over Ethel I said don't look
Ethel but it's too late she'd already been incensed
Here he comes look at that look at that
There he goes look at that look at that
And he ain't wearing no clothes
Oh yes they call him the streak
Look at that look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He going give us a peek
Oh yes they call him the streak
Look at that look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streaking around
Inviting public critique
This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station pardon me
Sir did you see what happened
Yeah I did I's just in here getting my car
Checked he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streaking around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was getting her a cold drink
I hollered don't look Ethel but it was too late
She'd already been mooned flashed her right
There in front of the shock absorbance
He ain't crude look at that look at that
He ain't lewd look at that look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh yes they call him the streak
Look at that look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that look at that
He's always making the news
wearing just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique
Once again your action news reporter in the booth
At the gym covering the disturbance at
The basketball playoff
Pardon me sir did you see what happened
Yeah I did half time I's just going down that to
Get Ethel a snow cone
And here he come right out of the cheap seats
Dribbling right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothing but his pf's made
A hook shot and got out through the concessions stand
I hollered up at Ethel I said don't look Ethel
But it was too late she'd already got a free shot
Grandstanding right there in front of the home team
Oh yes they call him the streak
Look at that look at that
The fastest thing on two feet
Look at that look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes they call him the streak
Look at that look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streaking around
Inviting public critique
Oh yes they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
