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Comic Relief (Live|Explicit) - Bette Midler
Oh God Oh God life is real life
Is when you wanna sing
Polly-Wally-Doodle all the day
Well you know I may well be a sequel to Jaws
In which a shark is attacked
By a great white woman
Actually I'm not going to do
The sequel to Jaws at all
I'm making the sequel to 'Emanuelle'
I call it 'Temple Emanuelle'
Actually it's not dirty at all
It's just a lot of kissing and mezzuzas
And er one singular sub-plot
In which a woman who has an
Un-natural relationship with a Kreplach
I know there must be one or
Two of you out there
Who haven't got the vaguest
Idea what the hell is a Kreplach
And to both of you I say
A Kreplach is a person from Kreplachia
Which is a very small fishing
Nation wedged between Estonia and Latvia
You don't hear from them
Too much since the iron curtain fell
But every now and again
One or two Kreplach's manage to escape
But NEVER to Cleveland
(Audience Member:) YES
(Audeince Member:) Not True
What
There we have one Kreplach
Who one Kreplach
That managed to get to Cleveland
In fact I venture to say
That was the Kreplach that ate Cleveland
(Audience Member:) Are you sure
No Belle Barth used to say:
'Shut your hole honey
Mines making money '
(Audience Member:) OH
Ooh she didn't say that
I never said that
I didn't say that
I never said that
Oh did you hear the news
You haven't heard the news
I must tell you the news
I am the harbinger of news here
I slept with Jack kennedy
You wanna know what else
They slept with Jack Kennedy
Talk about your bad pigs Really
Oh I'm sorry Girls
Oh my God
Oh God
Oh God
Alright
Oh God
Oh God
Oh God
Oh God
Alright
Alright
Alright
Please forgive me everyone
Please forgive me
Just a little yolk
F**k 'em if they can't take a joke
