Swipe swipe swipe —look at you floating in a grid
six pictures and a filter acting like you did it
Bio says “world traveler”but your passport’s a lie
profile pic with a fish you ate bro why even try
You got “entrepreneur”in your bio that’s bold
but your bank app tells stories that your mouth never told
Gym selfie shirt off flexing like a billboard
but your rent got more notifications than your DMs scored
You put a mirror pic next to a yacht that’s rented for the day
captioned “boss moves”while your mom still pays
You slide into my comments like you run the town
I swipe left with a laugh watch you drown in your own sound
You got baby pictures with a dog and a plant
emoji string like you Googled “how to be important ”
You say “no drama ”but your gif game’s a soap
everything explosive every caption a trope
You claim “respect women”in the top of your feed
but clap when your buddy jokes about my knees
I read receipts like horoscopes I check the stars for lies
if your horoscope says “commitment ”still swipe left bye
You sent a screenshot of the text you never replied to
bragging about “single life”while your ring finger’s glued
Your “travel pics”are from a friend’s cheap collage
I know the Airbnb with the fake-ass montage
You DM “Where you from”like I gotta map my scars
I answer with a screenshot of your last five cars
You bring up my ex like it’s a CV line
babe that ex paid for my studio time
You say “no hookups”but your playlist says “2 A M ”
and your last song saved was “forget her then pretend ”
I got a folder titled receipts and receipts gets receipts
your trust is on layaway baby hope you like repeats
You mention “maturity ”I laugh and light a candle
the flame’s hotter than your promises handle your scandal
You screenshot my story then post it like a win
I screenshot your lies upload them with a grin
Swipe left on the boy who lists “funny”as his job
Swipe left on the man who thinks a yacht pic is a sob
Swipe left on the one who says “hit me up ”then ghosts at noon
Swipe left swipe left swipe again you buffoon
You thought I’d fall for “deep convo”at 2 a m text
but your “deep convo”is how you list your ex
Swipe therapy baby two thumbs one regret
I toss your playlist out like stale cigarette
You say “we vibe”like it’s a contract signed in sand
I cancel that booking with a flick of my hand
I want a man who reads the room and knows his lines
not a man who posts “woke”slogans and minds the likes
You bring receipts I bring a ledger with your name
your receipts got more exposure than your claim to fame
You flex a little too hard like you’re cashing in a check
I swipe left so fast your ego gets a neck check
You type “real one”and your gram says “maybe later”
boy your status is archived in the “never”crater
Mira papi don’t try me with that cute line
I got standards not a sale rack of decline
Say “soy un gentleman ”but act like a child
I swipe left and the app files you under “mild ”
(Ad-lib: ok ok ah!)
Left swipe for the man who trades trust like stock
left swipe for the dude who texts like a clock
Left swipe for the guy who brags about his “grind ”
but can’t remember the last time he called to say he’s fine
Left swipe for your podcast clip that never ends
I got three seasons of receipts and none of them are friends
You say “let’s meet up ”then schedule disappears
I turn your calendar into confetti and cheers
You post “single and thriving”with a borrowed crown
I swipe left so hard your filter fakes a breakdown
I am not your trophy baby I am the whole exhibit
I swipe left like revolution I swipe left like I’m lit
Swipe left next check Swipe left next check
Boy your whole vibe is low rent I call it defect
Keep your “slides into DMs ”I keep my theater seat
I swipe left on your lies and I dine with defeat
Last look fade out hit send on the trash
you got ghosted by a queen and that’s the final splash
