Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh - The Hit Crew
Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh
Here I am at Camp Granada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining
I went hiking with Joe Spivy
He developed poison ivy
You remember Lynnard Skynnard
He got ptomaine poinsoning last night after dinner
All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses
Now I don't want this to scare ya
But my bunk mate has malaria
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party
Take me home
Oh Muddah Fadduh
Take me home
I hate Granada
Don't leave me
Out in the forest where I might
Get eaten by a bear
Take me home
I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with other boys
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day
Dearest Fadduh Darling Muddah
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me
Wait a minute
It's stopped hailing
Guys are swimming
Guys are sailing
Playing baseball
Gee That's better
Muddah Fadduh kindly disregard this letter
