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I'm My Own Grandpaw - The Guys/The Gals
I'm my own grandpaw
I'm my own grandpaw
It sounds funy I know but it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpaw
Oh many many years ago
When I was twenty-three I was married to a widow who
Was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair
Of red my father fell in love with her
And soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and it changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother though she was my father's wife
Too complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
The little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown up daughter who of course was my stepmother
Oh I am my own grandpaw
I am my own grandpaw
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh I am my own grandpaw
My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife she's my grandmother too
And if my wife is my grandmother then I am her grandchild
And everytime I think of it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpaw oh
I am my own grandpaw
I am my own grandpaw
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh I am my own grandpaw
