Woke up in my room, toast flew in the air
My cat’s doing taxes, life just isn't fair
Microwave’s singin', got a beat on loop
Banana on my head like it’s part of the group
Slide to the fridge, do the pancake dance
Spilled some milk, but I took the chance
Ping from the toaster, message on my sock
"Your wifi’s jammed!" — thanks, robot clock
Banana Wifi, signal in the sky
Catchin’ memes from Mars, I don’t even try
Hyper beep boop, funk in my shoe
This 8-bit life is the vibe, it’s true!
Neighbor’s dog’s a DJ, spinning old-school jams
Mailbox raps back when I open with my hands
Toilet's got opinions, said"Flush that beat!"
Now I’m moonwalkin’ down my own street
Blip blop beep, my phone just danced
Sent an emoji with disco pants
I’m not crazy, just digitized
Reality glitched, now I’m optimized
Banana Wifi, signal in the sky
Catchin’ memes from Mars, I don’t even try
Hyper beep boop, funk in my shoe
This 8-bit life is the vibe, it’s true!
Let’s go turbo, rainbow socks on
Glitchy beat drops with a yawn
I press play on my fridge DJ
We jam till dawn in a digital way
Banana Wifi, signal in the sky
Dancin' with aliens, don’t ask why
Laugh so hard, I broke my screen
Best day ever, in this pixel dream