Richard Problems (Explicit)

Shes To Hot,

I Cant Stop,

This reaction in my pants.

Oh My.

To Late.

My Boner wants to dance.

Shame, shame shame,

everyone knows my name.

They're all laughing at my shame

Shame Shame Shame,

Who am I to Blame

For this Prepubescent Brain.

****, God Damnit.

Erection,

Protection,

They are rigging the Elections.

Stupid,

Poser.

****! Why do I have this boner.

Shame, shame, shame,

Nothing’s really changed.

PowerPoint and pain.

Shame, shame, shame,

I'm the Fortune 500 Flame—

With a middle school brain.

HELL. this is absurd, I’m just ****ing cursed.

Sworn in,

Born sin,

Why's it rising during swearing in?!

Fake calm,

Big suit,

D.C. staff thinks I’m a fruit.

Shame, shame, shame,

I built an empire of shame.

Now I’m trending again.

Shame, shame, shame,

At every life stage—

I’m a walking hormonal grenade.

****, Even with This BONER!

Still a ****ing loaner...

(Bridge)

Cant hide it,

Why Fight it,

Embrace the Penile Rage

(Spoken/Megaphone)

"Thats right, look at my Weapon of Mediocre destruction"

Now Chinas Mad,

Russia, is laughing Glad,

Brittan is calling my dad,

And Japan is ****ing Sad.

Will I grow out of this fate?

Or will I die with pants irate?

One last headline on my grave:

“He Led A Nation…

With a Boner So Brave.”