[00:00.00]If You So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich - Louis Jordan
[00:13.00]You' braggin all about the things you can do
[00:15.88]Every time you make a pitch
[00:18.94]If you're so smart
[00:22.80]How come you ain't rich
[00:25.59]You claim to have picked every horse that won
[00:28.59]'Cause you know just which is which
[00:31.57]Yes if you're so smart
[00:34.86]Tell me how come you ain't rich
[00:38.96]Henry built the Ford and made his pile
[00:42.04]Woolworth used his five and ten
[00:44.79]Rockerfeller's wealth came from Standard Oil
[00:48.53]And Waterman's came from a pen
[00:51.56]You claim it all came from consultin' you
[00:54.91]Isn't that a brand new switch
[00:57.79]If you're so smart
[01:01.04]How come you ain't rich
[01:55.78]Mention work and you go berserk
[01:58.49]'Cause you hate to do a stitch
[02:01.45]If you're so smart
[02:05.50]How come you ain't rich
[02:08.28]You're out for a ride on the road to fame
[02:11.44]Yet you wind up in a ditch
[02:14.24]Mmm hmm if you're so smart
[02:17.51]Tell me how come you ain't rich
[02:21.75]Hershey started with a chocolate bar
[02:25.05]Wrigley with a stick of gum
[02:28.01]Planters took his peanuts and travelled far
[02:30.47]Now tell me
[02:31.60]What's you doin' chum
[02:34.38]I' been hearin' all about all your big ideas
[02:37.67]Since you started
[02:38.68]What's the hitch
[02:40.77]You ain't never made ten dollars yet
[02:43.74]Still you say you can balance the national debt
[02:47.10]If you're so smart
[02:49.37]How come you ain't rich