Oh, Dear (Live)

Oh, Dear (live) - Billy Connolly

Oh dear what can the matter be

I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry

I've no been since two weeks last saturday

I know who's hidin' in there

My name's Shug McGlumpher and I live up this close

I'll tell ye a story I promise it's nae boast

During the power cut I saw a big ghost

Naebody knows that he's there

Oh dear what can the matter be

I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry

I've no been since two weeks last saturday

I know who's hidin' in there

He'd two big red eyes on his head was a dent man

Big hairy horns and his neck was all bent man

My mammy says he sounds just like the rent man

But I know who's hiding in there

Oh dear what can the matter be

I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry

I've no been since two weeks last saturday

I know who's hidin' in there