[00:00.00]Santa's Beard (Album Version) - They Might Be Giants
[00:04.08]Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
[00:09.82]And hangs around with me and my wife
[00:13.07]Now I can't help but feeling jealous
[00:16.55]Each time she climbs on his knee
[00:19.58]And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming
[00:23.62]For him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
[00:27.28]Now I can't help but feeling jealous
[00:31.10]Each time she climbs on his knee
[00:33.50]Why must she climb on his knee
[00:37.66]I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
[00:41.23]She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
[00:45.66]I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
[00:48.35]I wish he would go
[00:50.75]He's breaking up my home
[00:53.26]She always had this twisted side to her
[01:00.40]But she'd never drag my name around town
[01:03.63]But lately she's been humming cheating songs
[01:06.80]And I don't like that fat guy around
[01:09.82]No I don't like that fat guy around
[01:13.47]I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
[01:17.93]She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
[01:21.42]I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
[01:24.84]I wish he would go
[01:26.83]He's breaking up my home
[01:29.53]I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
[01:32.13]Thrilling Christmas trembling fear
[01:36.28]I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
[01:39.18]I wish he would go
[01:41.48]He's breaking up my home