I was mentioning I live in South Philly in a row home and my neighbor Frank and I we took the fence down between the two yards So if we have a party we could all use the whole yard and vice versa Now I have a pit bull and his daughter has a little bunny merited she keeps No, no, no, let me tell you, where am I?
They keep it in a cage because my wife and his wife have that cinder block garden bullshit like they live in ****ing Georgia It's South Philly, it's concrete and asphalt So now before they put the bunny in the yard They keep the bunny in a cage so we don't eat the plants the bunny will **** the plants up my dog never bothers So now before I let my dog go in the yard.
I'm conscientious cause he's really vicious I always make sure that the bunny isn't in the cage because I'll shake the **** out of that cage and kill the bunny anyway Last Sunday I take a look out of the yard no bunny in the cage so I know the bunny's in the house I let my dog out.
I'm not five minutes getting a cup of coffee Here comes my dog with this dead muddy rabbit in his ****ing mouth Because little Maria hates me to ****ing begin with now. I'm gonna be the assassin or her bunny **** that I panicked.
I took this dead muddy rabbit and gave it a bath. I swear to God finesse Conditioner the whole ****ing nine Took it in the bedroom later on the towel blow dry this thing I mean the bunny was brand ****ing new gorgeous, but the ****ing thing was That is a door nail So I take a look out back make sure none of the other news boxes are looking cause everybody wants to know your ****ing business and South Philly I take a look out back a man is right because you know got the dead bunny Put it in the cage.
**** it. I don't know **** about no dead bunny So I thought Till about five o 'clock when Frank got home. I hear a knock on my back door like somebody's getting raped in my yard I answered the door Frank was at the door like this He was like gray he was ****ing pattern blue like them 7 -eleven mother****ers.
I don't know what color that is What is it like you sure what the **** is that? So I said Frank take it easy man, you're gonna hyperventilate right on a step I don't want to take it take a deep breath and tell me what the problem is So he finally gets his **** together a little bit and he says to me Last night Maria's bunny died and I buried it out back ****ing passenger
