(I wrote these bars in like 2017)
I miss the old Facebook
That college gold Facebook
That inside joke Facebook
Back when you poke Facebook
‘The frick is this Facebook?
This politics Facebook?
This bait-and-click Facebook
Man screwww this ishhhhh
Two-thousand-nine Facebook
Now that was prime Facebook
I’d write, on your wall, then you'd write on mine Facebook
But now it’s bad Facebook
They got that ad Facebook
And then you look and look around and it’s your dad’s Facebook
I used to go on Facebook
I used to go on Facebook
One Halloween I even went as my own Facebook
What if Facebook went back to old Facebook
Pre-IPO Facebook
Man that’d be ** Facebook
I used to like Facebook
When it was like Facebook
Before the button where you gotta press Like Facebook
Before the button where you gotta press Like (Like Like Like)
One more thing
At the risk of sounding whiny
I'd be remiss if I didn't diss IG
Got a lot to say so I'm speeding up the timing
I called Kanye to say thanks for the rhyme scheme
("I am a God")
Wow, what a nice guy
What’s better, a follow, or a high five?
I just got Tik Tok you should find mine--
Trends are not the laws I abide by.
People tend think that your follower count amounts to your power level
That's just the devil talkin to ya through lines of code
I should I know, I used to be engineering team that wrote
Algo rhythms and here's the problem with em:
It’s just hot white girls
Do you notice that those with the high like-follow ratios are all those
Hot white girls
(I have nothing else to say on this topic)
