I'm so childish a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly I'm so deep
Well I'm so garish a little unfairish
The way I pick you up and drop you in a heap
I'm so unfaithful in fact I'm a plateful
I won't kiss her but I'll stare her up all night
I'm a stormy little singer an unstable little swinger
If you're coming come prepared for a fight
Well I'm so childish a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly I'm so deep
Well I'm so uncaring do far too much swearing
And if you read through my behaviour you'll find I'm a creep
I'll play a stormer yet in the corner
I'll be grumpy on my own like I don't care
I'm a stormy little singer an unstable little swinger
With a big rip in the arsehole of my flares
Well I'm so childish a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly I'm so mad
I'm so truthful a little bit bruteful
But in sooth I know not why I am so sad
I try my bestest well as far the restest
Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong and gets misunderstood
I'm a dandy little dreamer a doctored misdemeanour
A didactic destiny schemer bare with me if you would
