[00:00.06]A candle burning for everything I've ever wanted
[00:16.35]A tattoo burned for everything I've ever wanted and lost
[00:24.48]I had a long list of names that I kept in my back pocket
[00:31.41]But I've cut it down to one and your name's at the top
[00:39.48]Won't you share a common disaster
[00:47.04]Share with me a common disaster
[00:51.63]A common disaster
[01:06.12]I found myself a friend
[01:07.92]But he's crooked as a stick in water
[01:13.41]So now I'm writing fairy tales
[01:15.63]To catch the spirit of revenge
[01:21.75]He's got a plan to steal my little sister
[01:29.01]But I'm not too concerned
[01:31.11]'Cause I will get him in the end
[01:38.13]Won't you share a common disaster
[01:44.52]Share with me a common disaster
[01:55.32]A common disaster
[02:22.80]Going to find me someone to share
[02:25.26]A common disaster
[02:30.42]Run away with me from a life so cramped and dull
[02:37.83]Not worry too much about the happily ever after
[02:45.12]Just keep the Caddy moving
[02:47.16]'Til we're well beyond that hill
[02:54.36]Won't you share a common disaster
[03:00.75]Share with me a common disaster
[03:05.34]A common disaster