[00:00.00]原声带、Russ Tamblyn - Gee, Officer Krupke
[00:08.77]Written by：Bernstein/Sondheim
[00:17.55]Dear kindly sergeant krupke
[00:20.47]You gotta understand
[00:22.13]It's just our bringing up eke
[00:23.80]That gets us out of hand
[00:25.52]Our mothers all are junkies
[00:27.08]Our fathers all are drunks
[00:28.96]Golly Moses hatchery we're punks
[00:32.02]Gee officer krupke we're very upset
[00:35.59]We never had the love that every child ought a get
[00:39.04]We ain't no delinquents
[00:40.80]We're misunderstood
[00:42.68]Deep down inside us there is good
[00:44.91]There is good
[00:45.88]There is good there is good
[00:47.35]There is untapped good
[00:49.23]Like inside the worst of us is good
[00:57.03]That's a touching good story
[00:59.15]Let me tell it to the world
[01:00.87]Just tell it to the judge
[01:08.41]Dear kindly judge your honor
[01:11.48]My parents treat me rough
[01:13.18]With all their xxxxxxxxx
[01:14.68]They won't give me a puff
[01:16.38]They didn't wanna have me
[01:17.95]But somehow I was had
[01:19.65]Leaping lizards
[01:21.33]That's why I'm so bad
[01:23.29]Officer krupke you're really a square
[01:26.26]This boy don't need a judge
[01:27.71]He needs an analyst's care
[01:29.49]It's just his neurosis that ought a be curbed
[01:33.00]He's psychologic'ly disturbed
[01:35.00]I'm disturbed
[01:36.11]We're disturbed we're disturbed
[01:37.70]We're the most disturbed
[01:39.27]Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed
[01:48.10]In the opinion on this court
[01:49.69]This child is depraved on account he
[01:51.78]Ain't had a normal home
[01:53.31]Hey I'm depraved on account
[01:54.75]I'm deprived
[01:56.12]So take him to a headshrinker
[02:06.90]My daddy beats my mommy
[02:09.57]My mommy clobbers me
[02:11.27]My grandpa is a commie
[02:12.86]My grandma pushes tea
[02:14.50]My sister wears a mustache
[02:16.26]My brother wears a dress
[02:18.08]Goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess
[02:21.81]Yes
[02:22.38]Officer krupke he shouldn't be here
[02:25.23]This boy don't need a couch he needs
[02:26.94]A useful career
[02:28.53]Society's played him a terrible trick
[02:32.08]And sociologic'ly he's sick
[02:34.17]I am sick
[02:35.03]We are sick we are sick
[02:36.41]We are sick sick sick
[02:38.08]Like we're sociologically sick
[02:47.43]In my opinion
[02:48.05]This child don't need to have his head shrunk at all
[02:51.60]Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease
[02:54.79]Hey I got a social disease
[02:57.66]So take him to a social worker
[03:06.55]Dear kindly social worker
[03:09.53]They say go earn a buck
[03:11.19]Like be a soda jerk
[03:12.70]Which means like be a schmuck
[03:14.46]It's not I'm anti social
[03:16.05]I'm only anti work
[03:17.96]Gloryosky that's why I'm a jerk
[03:20.69]Eek
[03:21.18]Officer krupke you've done it again
[03:24.18]This boy don't need a job
[03:25.47]He needs a year in the pen
[03:27.40]It ain't just a question of misunderstood
[03:30.47]Deep down inside him he's no good
[03:32.66]I'm no good
[03:33.48]We're no good we're no good
[03:35.11]We're no earthly good
[03:36.74]Like the best of us is no damn good
[03:41.68]The trouble is he's lazy
[03:42.89]The trouble is he drinks
[03:44.33]The trouble is he's crazy
[03:45.98]The trouble is he stinks
[03:47.49]The trouble is he's growing
[03:48.90]The trouble is he's grown
[03:50.35]Krupke we got troubles of our own
[03:54.45]Officer krupke
[03:56.28]We're down on our knees
[03:58.36]'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease
[04:02.63]Gee officer krupke
[04:04.39]What are we to do
[04:07.63]Gee officer krupke
[04:10.22]Krup you