Alastor Season 1 Recap Song - Hazbin Hotel
Alastor：
Before we go forward let's rewind
To when Lu and Lilith damned mankind
Gave Eve a red delicious
Heaven's rage was vicious
Now let's skip a page or three or four to be more expeditious
Hahahahaha
Charlie Morningstar Lucifer's daughter
Had a little plan to save the damned from the slaughter
Made a Hotel for the people of Hell
To come and redeem themselves
And well
Heaven's general Adam from the Garden
Loved killing Sinners wouldn't grant them a pardon
He sealed their fate and moved up the date
Of the next Extermination which was less than great for
Our girl Charlie
So desperate to show
Sinners could learn to repent
Do good deeds and grow
She sang some malarkey
Forgiving a spy
And yours truly fed a TV head
A slice of humble pie
Then I
Went to a meeting with Carmilla
The top-shelf Overlord weapons dealer
Velvette pressed her to reveal
She'd killed an angel with Angelic Steel
Now Angel Dust did a saucy dance
A tragic victim of circumstance
He and Husk had a heart-to-heart
Did anyone actually like this part?
Our girl Charlie
Called her absent pops
(Lucifer：
Hey bitch)
That corny mother-ducking king
Pulled out all the stops
Mimzy barged in
And no one liked that
And me and Husker had ourselves a friendly little chat
Then Charlie went to Heaven
Where she wasn't fully welcome
Tried to tell them about the progress she had made
The council looked down upon the merry band
Of Angel Pen and Cherri and
Adam：
Suck it bitches
Alastor：
Determined they were vermin
Who deserved to meet the blade
Em and Sera had a fight
Buried secrets came to light
Vaggie fought for those above
She fell from grace and fell in love
Our girl Charlie
Was in quite a bind
I took pity brought her around to Rosie's to find
Her cannibal army
They lent her an ear
Carmilla taught old Vaggie how to handle her spear
The day arrived of the dreaded Exorcism
Pentious died of attempted heroism
(Sir Pentious：
Remember me)
I got a little hurt
We put Adam in the dirt
Adam：
Fucking LOSERS
Alastor：
Niffty scored the final blow
Though I did almost all the work
As dust cleared on a Hell changed forever
The gang rebuilt their pointless hotel together
I have plans to put in motion
There's a moment here to seize
Though I have a sneaking notion that the same goes for the Vees
Who will be victorious?
Will someone be redeemed?
And that is where the story is if all is as it seemed
Who knows what twists the future has in store?
You may laugh
You may cry
You may lose your mind
But you sure as hell won't be booooooorrrreeeeeddd
