[00:00.00]Magical Mr. Mistoffelees - The Big Eye London Theatre Ensemble/Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯)
[00:00.12]Written by：Lloyd Webber/Eliot
[00:00.25]The greatest magicians have something to learn
[00:02.72]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
[00:06.23]And we all say
[00:08.32]Oh well I never was there ever
[00:12.25]A cat so clever as magical
[00:14.95]Mr Mistoffelees
[00:19.19]Oh well I never was there ever
[00:23.06]A cat so clever as magical
[00:25.71]Mr Mistoffelees
[00:29.63]He is quiet and small he is black
[00:32.26]From the ears to the tip of his tail
[00:34.92]He can creep through the tiniest crack
[00:37.63]He can walk on the narrowest rail
[00:40.27]He can pick any card from a pack
[00:42.94]He is equally cunning with dice
[00:45.70]He is always deceiving you into believing
[00:48.50]That he's only hunting for mice
[00:51.07]He can play any trick with a cork
[00:53.73]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
[00:56.53]If you look for a knife or a fork
[00:59.10]And you think it was merely misplaced
[01:01.91]You have seen it one moment
[01:03.40]And then it is gone
[01:04.51]But you find it next week
[01:05.98]Lying out on the lawn
[01:08.53]And we all say
[01:10.29]Oh well I never was there ever
[01:14.22]A cat so clever as magical
[01:16.81]Mr Mistoffelees
[01:21.16]Oh well I never was there ever
[01:24.93]A cat so clever as magical
[01:27.54]Mr Mistoffelees
[01:31.56]His manner is vague and aloof
[01:34.28]You would think there was nobody shyer
[01:36.87]But his voice has been heard on the roof
[01:39.58]When he was curled up by the fire
[01:42.41]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
[01:45.04]When he was about on the roof
[01:47.67]At least we all heard that somebody purred
[01:50.41]Which is uncontestable proof
[01:53.16]Of his singular magical powers
[01:55.80]And I've known the family to call
[01:58.49]Him in from the garden for hours
[02:01.22]When he was asleep in the hall
[02:03.87]And not long ago
[02:05.25]This phenomenal cat
[02:06.64]Produced seven kittens
[02:07.92]Right out of a hat
[02:10.32]And we'll all say
[02:12.28]Oh well I never was there ever
[02:16.20]A cat so clever as magical
[02:18.79]Mr Mistoffelees
[02:22.77]Oh well I never was there ever
[02:27.03]A cat so clever as magical
[02:29.57]Mr Mistoffelees
[02:33.93]Oh well I never was there ever
[02:37.78]A cat so clever as magical
[02:40.37]Mr Mistoffelees
[02:44.69]Oh well I never was there ever
[02:48.57]A cat so clever as magical
[02:51.12]Mr Mistoffelees
[02:55.45]Oh well I never was there ever
[02:59.32]A cat so clever as magical
[03:01.86]Mr Mistoffelees
[03:05.99]Oh well I never was there ever
[03:10.08]A cat so clever as magical
[03:12.65]Mr Mistoffelees
[03:16.05]Ladies and gentlemen
[03:17.62]I give you the magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:20.95]Presto