[00:09.82]Fake Tales of San Francisco
[00:12.64]Echo through the room
[00:15.26]
[00:17.13]More point to a wedding disco
[00:20.05]Without a bride or groom
[00:22.74]
[00:24.48]There's a super cool band yeah
[00:26.39]With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine
[00:30.26]
[00:31.95]And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets
[00:34.63]
[00:35.22]Practicing their lines
[00:37.97]
[00:40.34]I don't want to hear you
[00:42.07]Kick me out kick me out
[00:43.00]I don't want to hear you no
[00:45.84](Kick me out kick me out)
[00:47.71]I don't want to hear
[00:49.15](Kick me out kick me out)
[00:51.64]I don't want to hear
[00:53.39]I don't want to hear
[00:55.14]Fake Tales of San Francisco
[00:57.94]Echo through the air
[01:00.38]
[01:02.13]And there's a few bored faces in the back
[01:04.81]All wishing they weren't there
[01:08.17]
[01:09.81]And as the microphone squeaks
[01:11.48]A young girl's telephone beeps
[01:13.29]Yeah she's dashing for the exit
[01:15.35]She's running to the streets outside
[01:18.06]"Oh you've saved me"
[01:19.24]She screams down the line
[01:21.37]"The band weren't very good
[01:22.57]And I'm not having a nice time”
[01:25.59]I don't want to hear
[01:27.34](Kick me out kick me out)
[01:29.35]I don't want to hear you no
[01:31.28](Kick me out kick me out)
[01:32.73]Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing though
[01:34.86]So all that's left
[01:36.43]Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
[01:40.11]
[01:57.13]He talks of San Francisco
[01:58.88]He's from Hunter's Bar
[02:00.51]I don't quite know the distance
[02:02.08]But I'm sure that's far
[02:04.48]
[02:05.22]I'm sure that's pretty far
[02:08.34]
[02:11.77]I'd love to tell you all my problem
[02:15.08]You're not from New York City
[02:17.01]You're from Rotherham
[02:18.88]So get off the bandwagon
[02:20.45]And put down the handbook
[02:23.50]
[02:24.74]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook