Crazy Women - Brandy Clark
Who'd guessed that Aquanette
Could start a fire with a single cigarette
She wasn't drunk she wasn't stoned
Just sick and tired of wonderin' when he was coming home
She drove around
She found his car
They heard a boom from in the bar
He called the cops
She called his bluff
They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs
Crazy women ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end
God forgive them they weren't born like this
No crazy women are made by crazy men
He told his friends she was depressed
Borderline bi-polar b**ch with PMS
He cheats and lies and then plays the victim
He don't know why they always seem to pick him
Crazy women ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden
Till they're pushed off the deep end
God forgive no they weren't born like this
No crazy women are made by crazy men
Some take a pistol some take an axe
Boy if you feel the fire
You damn bet she's got a match
Might be the teacher just down the street
The hairdresser or the housewife
Or the waitress that's so sweet
No you won't see it when you meet 'em
So be careful how you treat 'em
She might look just like me
Crazy women ex-wives and old girlfriends
We keep their crazy hidden
Till they're pushed off the deep end
God forgive us no they weren't born like this
Knows crazy women are made by crazy man
Well crazy women are made by crazy men
