Sock Puppet President

Woke up to breaking news on toast

A sock puppet won with 90% votes

He waved from a shoe box stage

Declared a holiday for microwave rage

Cabinet full of laundry folks

Each one tied in rainbow yolks

Press conferences in bubble wrap

This sock’s got charisma and a funky slap

Sock Puppet President, running the land

Signing bills with a cotton hand

Blip bop law — 8-bit debates

Funkin’ hard through legislative gates

Declared pizza a national right

Passed a law for disco lights

Military’s made of stuffed bears

They moonwalk through international fairs

Economy runs on yo-yo strings

Public speeches end with slings

He vetoed Mondays with a bop

This fuzzy ruler just won't stop

Sock Puppet President, running the land

Signing bills with a cotton hand

Blip bop law — 8-bit debates

Funkin’ hard through legislative gates

If chaos is order, he’s got the vote

He campaigns riding a rubber goat

Hyperpop anthem on replay

This sock’s here to save the day

Sock Puppet President, stitched in fame

Rulin’ in giggles, changin’ the game

Zing zip boom — democracy’s fresh

Long live the puppet in pixel flesh