You're a Liar - Lucille Ball/Keith Andes
Why you couldn't tell the truth
Unless you thought you were lying
What
I'd admit that I'm hardly renowned
For the high type of people I know
But I feel that in you hang around
Is to reach a ridiculous low
If you wanna a skunk I wouldn't mind
If you wanna a drunk I wouldn't mind
If you open and bit like me like a bit bug
In the bunk I wouldn't mind
But you're a liar
You're a liar
And the liar is the lowest kind of wretch
So I'm stretching the truth
Does that make me a fake
Am I dreaming out of trash
Just 'cause I never carry cash
That's a reason to avoid me like a rash
Though I'm stretching the truth
You reveal there's a heart
Of a heel underneath that hairy pelt
Why would you throw a girl a belt
Then behave as though she actually spelt
If you wanna smelt I wouldn't mind
Giving you a belt I wouldn't mind
If I'd knew that you would learn the lesson
From the welt I wouldn't mind
But you're a liar
You're a liar
And you'll be a liar 'til you're dying day
So you're able to tell
If there's oil in the soil
From a teeny little whiff hah
You and your million dollar sniff
Would you know
If you were falling off a cliff
So you're able to tell
From a glace at a lease
That my chances are absolutely dead
No opportunity except
Would you know one
If it hit you in the head
Water on the brain I wouldn't mind
Any kind of pain I wouldn't mind
If you only pushed me
Underneath a moving train I wouldn't mind
But you're a liar I am not
You're a liar
You're a welsher
And I'll thank you not to take me for a chump
You're a lump of conceit
You are cheaper than the cheap
You can jump in the lake
You're a flocking carrot cake
If I died I am poor
You're a frozen little frog
And what's more you're a fink
Will you tell me what's a fink
I don't know
Goes to show how you lie in your teeth
In your hair
In your eye
You're a bleat even that
That's a lie
Is not
Is too so what
Here's what we're through
But why
You lie
I do not waah
