[00:00.00]I Just Can't Help Myself - The Simpsons
[00:05.25]Written by：David Cole/Duran Ramos
[00:30.33]I just can't help myself
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[00:46.02]I just can't help myself
[00:48.17]There I go here I go where I go I don't know
[00:50.66]I just can't help myself so
[00:52.96]Why do I do what I do when I do
[00:55.31]Well I can say so or I just don't know
[00:57.68]Boys will be boys is what I usually say
[00:59.78]That's the how and the why that I act this way
[01:02.08]That's the end of the line I run out of rhyme
[01:04.46]That ain't a crime so it's milk it out time
[01:06.88]Let's do I know it's some cosmic force
[01:09.06]'Cause in my mind you go
[01:10.63]Just wait off course
[01:11.96]To another dimension
[01:13.08]Not only of site and sound
[01:14.95]But of being a clown
[01:16.05]Or an alley cat or a dirty rat
[01:18.05]Or a loud mouth brat
[01:19.46]Well I am all that
[01:20.61]So if you ask me why
[01:21.84]I'm always in such a mess
[01:22.98]Well ha I just can't help myself
[01:25.65]Can't help it
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[01:43.83]Go go go go
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[01:48.67]I just can't help myself
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[01:53.40]A very great lady once said it right
[01:55.38]A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike
[01:57.51]Ha-ha there I go again sister know-it-all
[01:59.82]No friends at all 'cause I make them crawl
[02:02.34]I can help showing off all that I know
[02:04.49]All the what's I can do all the wheres I can go
[02:06.93]I know it's makes the family very uptight
[02:09.11]I know it isn't right but I do it every night
[02:11.55]I'm probably don't belong here
[02:12.93]I'm certainly were wrong here
[02:14.00]Every night I have a dream more like a nightmare
[02:16.15]I see myself being born mom and dad are there
[02:18.55]But it's not marge and it's not homer
[02:20.72]Switched in a cradle no wonder I'm a goner
[02:23.04]I feel like a book that's on the wrong shelf
[02:25.45]I know I shouldn't think it but
[02:27.84]I just can't help myself
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[03:07.20]Hey you know I kinda like this thing
[03:09.37]It's sorta like music but you don't have to sing
[03:11.67]You got none of the work and all of the fun
[03:13.91]Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun
[03:16.14]By the way that's reminds me how about a snack
[03:18.51]Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack
[03:20.92]A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't hurt
[03:23.21]A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert
[03:25.51]Oh it takes a lot of energy to do this rap
[03:27.88]I feel kinda sleepy better take a nap
[03:30.12]Not too long a nap two hours that's a winner
[03:32.53]I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner
[03:35.09]Roast beef with gravy and potatoes
[03:37.14]Hot rolls and butter
[03:38.29]Lettuce and tomatoes
[03:39.45]I know I shouldn't eat it
[03:40.63]I got to keep my health
[03:41.93]But what the hey can't help myself
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[04:02.95]Go go go go
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