[00:00.74]大家好
[00:02.73]WOW
[00:04.55]我先来做个自我介绍
[00:09.91]我是上海爷叔
[00:12.41]屋里向住东方明珠
[00:14.90]外头叫我股市神父
[00:16.79]账户浮盈无数
[00:18.18]找我代理开户
[00:19.59]最低万一免五
[00:21.86]辰光有限
[00:23.57]今朝夜股东聚餐
[00:26.13]超市买菜
[00:27.80]预备夜饭
[00:30.33]隔壁老王当初种庄稼
[00:31.46]现在开Uber把汉拉
[00:32.87]家里仨小囡天天掐架
[00:34.00]愁到喊我当酒搭
[00:35.42]啤酒当中配红再加白
[00:36.84]烈酒喉头撒一撒
[00:37.69]伊讲夜路沙龙被封查
[00:38.84]今朝夜约不约新华路洗发
[00:40.77]爷叔摆摆手不做答
[00:42.47]怕电视机前头观众有想法
[00:45.28]老外Peter爱看剧
[00:46.70]中文名把西门取
[00:47.83]曾是锁匠 今卖渔具
[00:49.24]我问伊 我个钥匙哪里去
[00:50.94]伊莫还 要给个话语
[00:52.64]伊径摇头拒三拒
[00:53.50]讲真要是他丢
[00:54.92]就倒立把头锯
[00:56.05]我讲不至于啊不至于
[00:57.98]今天晚饭带好两条鱼
[01:00.20]莫讲羔羊伊总归无罪
[01:02.72]报菜名里向 伊排头位
[01:04.98]吃忒一身油膻味
[01:06.93]是不是也要讲声Sorry
[01:10.03]日脚生草还得挤奶水
[01:12.29]到底谁人才是魔鬼
[01:14.82]魔鬼现在哈喇子淌水
[01:16.49]今朝夜里先拿侬来开胃
[01:19.86]一点圆门口排长队
[01:22.36]演员一律30圆一位
[01:24.65]配方维他生命素啥滋味
[01:26.30]奶精混着糖水从头浇给
[01:29.63]欲盖弥彰是把戏个乏匮
[01:31.89]爷叔向来无所谓
[01:34.68]买奶茶送圣蛋
[01:36.95]来一杯 来一杯
[01:39.19]要讲奶茶真是伤脾胃
[01:41.42]只能欺骗大脑虚假的疲惫
[01:44.20]想买只苹果Keep医生Away
[01:45.90]大娘讲蛇果才是伊真称谓
[01:49.01]我看这果充满智慧
[01:51.50]不过代价确实有点贵
[01:54.00]阿姐侬看我
[01:55.67]今朝夜 给 我个机会
[01:58.49]册那
[02:00.74]死鬼
[02:13.32]九点开盘 三点收摊
[02:15.85]股东们到点一起复盘
[02:17.83]十字星是对立统一个状态
[02:20.12]急拉慢跌 是庄客洗码个节拍
[02:22.96]追涨杀跌是投机个傻蛋
[02:25.23]K线顶端挂着欲望的贪婪
[02:27.46]周五套牢只是三天个等待
[02:29.98]过忒礼拜回来又是条好汉
[02:32.52]谁人是资深筹码分发人
[02:35.82]谁人是上海炒股主理人
[02:37.52]谁人是资深筹码分发人
[02:40.02]俺们 俺们 俺们
[02:42.28]谁人是资深筹码分发人
[02:45.12]谁人是上海炒股主理人
[02:47.39]谁人是股市神话缔造人
[02:49.66]俺们 俺们 俺们
[02:54.68]虽然是上海人
[02:56.10]不晓得啥道理
[02:57.24]我就是不喜欢讲 阿拉
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