Friends S01E04 - 英语听力
Oh that's good
Okay
All right Phoebe
Okay okay
If I were omnipotent for a day I would want um world peace
No more hunger good things for the rain forest
And bigger boobs
Well see you took mine
So
Chandler what about you
If I were omnipotent for a day I'd make myself omnipotent forever
See there's always one guy
If I had a wish I'd wish for three more wishes
Hey Joey
Hey buddy
What would you do if you were omnipotent
Probably kill myself
Excuse me
Hey if Little Joey's dead then I got no reason to live you know
Joey uh omnipotent
You are
Ross I'm
I had no idea
I thought it was like a theoretical question
Friends S01E04：
The One with George Stephanopoulos
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke you're broke your love life's D O A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day
Your week your month or even your year
But I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too
Central Perk
How does she do that
I cannot sleep in a public place
Libraries aiplanes movie theaters
When you were little you slpet in the Grand Cayon
Hello Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Cayon
Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Cayon
Would you look at her
She's so peaceful
Yeah
What
What
Hi
It's okay you know
You just nodded off again
Oh
What's going on with you
I got no sleep last night
Why
My grandmother has this new boyfriend
And they're both kind of insecure in bed
So
And deaf
So they're constantly having to reassure each other that they're having a good time
You have no idea how loud they are
You can stay with Rachel and me tonight
Thanks
Ninety-five ninety-six ninety-seven 95 96 97
See I told you
Less than 100 steps from our place to here
You got way too much free time man
Hey there's the birthday boy
Ross check it out
Hockey tickets
Rangers-Penguins tonight at the Garden
We're taking you
Happy birthday pal
We love you man
It's funny my birthday was seven months ago
So
So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket
And couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date
Huh
Well aren't we Mr
The-Glass-is-Half-Empty
Oh my God
Oh
Is today the 20th
October 20th
I was hoping you wouldn't remember
What's wrong with the 20th
Eleven days before Halloween
All the good costumes are gone
Today's the day Carol and I
First consummated
Our physical relationship
Sex
You told your sister that
Believe me I told everyone
You know what
I better pass on the game
I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover
The hell with hockey
Let's all do that
Come on Ross
You me Joey ice
Guys' night out
Come on what do you say big guy
Huh
Huh
Huh
What are you doing
I have no idea
Come on Ross
All right all right
Maybe it will take my mind off it
You promise to buy me a big foam finger
JOEY：
You got it
All right
Look look look
My first paycheck
Look at the window
There's my name
Hi me
I remember the day I got my first paycheck
There was a cave-in in one of the mines
And eight people were killed
Wow you worked in a mine
No I worked at a Dairy Queen
Why
God isn't this exciting
I earned this
God isn't this exciting
I earned this
I wiped tables for it
I steamed milk for it
And it was totally
Not worth it
Who's FICA
Why's he getting all my money
I mean what
Chandler look at that
Oh this is not that bad
Oh you're fine yeah for a first job
You can totally totally live on this
MONICA：
Oh yeah yeah
By the way great service today
Ooh
Oh yeah
Hockey
Hockey
Rachel
Oh my God
I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom
What are you guys doing here
Well we were in the city shopping
And your mom said you work here
And it's true
Yeah
Look at you in the apron
You look like you're in a play
God look at you
You are so big
I can't believe it
I know I know
I'm a duplex
You look phenomenal
I mean you've lost like a ton of weight
Really really
It's time to stop You look perfect
Anyway
So what's going on with you
Well guess who my dad's making partner in his firm
And while we're on the subject of news
Look look
I have elbows
Passes it up to Leetch
Leetch spots Messier in the crease
Here's the pass
Oh
Oh
We'll take a time-out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes
Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first
You know
In fact she uh
She never took them off
Ha ha
It's because we
Sorry
Sorry
I can't believe
What
Peach pit
Yes bunny
Peach pit
That night we uh had
Peaches
Actually nectarines
But basically
Could've been a peach
Then we uh
Then we got dressed and I walked her to
The bus stop
I'm fine
Hey that woman's got an a*s like Carol's
What
I thought we were trying to find stuff
Oh come on you guys
Tell me all the dirt
Well the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar
All right let's talk reality for a second
Okay
When are you coming home
What
Guys I'm not
Heh
Come on
This is us
I'm not
This is what I'm doing now
I've got this job
You know
I even do my own laundry
I mean this is what I'm doing now -Waitressing
Heh
I'm not just waitressing
I mean I'm
I um
I write the specials on the specials board
And I take the dead flowers out of the vase
Um oh
And sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies
Well your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies
Hey Rach
How was it with your friends
Okay how would you like some Tiki Death Punch
What's that
Well it's rum and
Okay
We thought since Phoebe's staying over we'd have a slumber party
We got some trashy magazines we got cookie dough we got Twister
Ooh ooh
And I brought Operation
But I lost the tweezers
So we can't operate
But we can prep the guy
Rach it's the Visa-card people
Oh God
Ask them what they want
Could you please tell me what this is in reference to
Yes hold on
Um they say there's been unusual activity on your account
But I haven't used my card in weeks
That is the unusual activity
They just wanna see if you're okay
They wanna know if I'm okay
Okay they wanna know if I'm okay
Okay let's see
Well let's see
The FICA guys took all my money
Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted
And I'm getting coffee
And it's not even for me
So if that sounds like I'm okay okay then you can tell them I'm okay
Okay
Uh Rachel has left the building
Can you call back
All right
Come on
Let's play Twister
As for the guys
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Uh oh
What
There was ice there that night with Carol
Plastic seats
Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans
No actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together
But now that you mention it there was ice there that night
It was the first frost
We were
Sit
Just sit down
Sit
You should feel great about yourself
You're doing this amazing independent thing
Monica what is so amazing
I gave up like everything
And for what
You are just like Jack
Jack from downstairs
No Jack and the Beanstalk
Ah the other Jack
Yeah right
See he gave up something
But then he got those magic beans
And then he woke up and there was this big plant
Outside of his window full of possibilities and stuff
And he lived in a village
And you live in the Village
Okay
But Pheebs Pheebs Jack gave up a cow
I gave up an orthodontist
Okay I know I didn't love him
But
Oh see Jack did love the cow
But see it was a plan you know
It was clear
Everything was figured out
And now everything's just kind of like
Flupie
Yeah
You're not the only one
I mean half the time we don't know where we're going
You gotta figure at some point it's gonna come together
And it's just gonna be unflupie
Yeah like that's a word
Okay
But Monica what if it doesn't come together
Pheebs
Well because you just
I don't like this question
Okay see
See you guys
What if we don't get magic beans
I mean what if all we've got are
Beans
Get him
Get him
Get him
Get
Yes
You're not laughing now are you pal
See buddy that's all you need a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks
Pass it
Pass it
He's open he's open
Shoot it shoot it shoot it
Whoa
Oh
Whoa
Hey look we're on that TV thing
Ooh ooh ooh
I got it
Hey hey we got it
Hey
Emergency Room
Excuse me
It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar
Well I'm not completely satisfied
Yeah the label promises the nutty goodness
Listen it's kind of an emergency
I guess you'd know that or we'd be in the predicament room
Hold on
Fill these out
Sit over there
Look I don't wanna make any trouble okay
But I'm in a lot of pain here all right
My face is dented
Well you'll have to wait your turn
Well how long do you think it'll be
Any minute now
Hey listen
Ooh
I wake up and I start to cry
Ain't no hope in
Oh
I'm so sorry you guys
I didn't mean to bring you down
No you were right
I don't have a plan
Pizza guy
Thank God
Food
Phoebe
What
Do you have a plan
I don't even have a pla
Hi
One mushroom green pepper and onion
No no no
That's not what we ordered
We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese
Wait you're not G
Stephanopoulos
No
Did you say G
Stephanopoulos
Yeah this one goes across the street
I must have given him yours
Oh bonehead
Bonehead
Okay you know when you do that you are only killing yourself
Wait was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks
Yeah that sounds about right
Was he wearing a stunning blue suit
And a power tie
No pretty much just a towel
Oh God
Oh
Oh
Oh my God
You want me to take this back
What
Are you nuts
We've got George Stephanopoulos'pizza
Here
Uh Pheebs
Yeah
Who's George Snuffleupagus
That's Big Bird's friend
I see pizza
Oh I wanna see
Let me see
Let me see
Hello
Who are we spying on
You know the White House adviser
Clinton's campaign guy
The one with the great hair sexy smile really cute butt
Oh him
The little guy
Oh I love him
Ooh
Oh wait
Wait I see a woman
Tell me it's his mother
Definitely not his mother
Oh no
Oh wait she's walking across the floor
She's walking she's walking
She's going for the pizza
Hey that's not for you *****
Dr
Max to Center 456
Dr
Max to Center 456
Excuse me
We've been here for over an hour
And a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in
I mean that guy with the toe thing
Who's he sleeping with
Oh come on Dora
Don't be mad
I know we both said some things
We didn't mean
But that doesn't mean we still don't love each other
You know I feel like I've lost her
Come on push me-No -Come on push me
No we're going to get into trouble
Don't be a baby
Push me push me
Alright alright I'm gonna push you okay
How about I push you like this
Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life pally wally wally
I am so very sorry
Can I sign you
Lights still out
Yeah
Well maybe they're napping
Heh
Please
They're having Sex
Shut up
So what do you think George is like
I think he's shy
Oh yeah
Yeah
I think you have to draw him out
And then when you do he's a preppy animal
So what do you think of the guys are like
Our guys
Yeah our guys
Well I don't know
I feel funny talking about that
Oh come on
Okay well
I think Joey's like one of those little kiddy rides in front of a supermarket
You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes
I don't know
I think he might surprise you
One time he was helping me put on my coat and he was really tender
Come on baby come on
Let's go
Yes
Chandler is hard to read
He is like one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce
I think it's a part of an act
I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems
You know who is kind of sexy
Don't-Ross -No guys please he is my brother
I know what exactly what you mean
He can be really smooth
Can'y you just picture him in bed
I really don't want to
Come on laugh laugh
I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window
And her face had the most incredible glow
Yes the moon the glow the magical feeling
You did this part
Could I get some painkillers over here please
He's right enough already
What is the big deal about today
So you slept with her for the first time
So what
You slept with her for seven years after that
It's just a little more complicated than that
What
What is it
That she left you
That she likes women
That she left you for a woman that likes women
A little louder
There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you12
Then what
My first time with Carol was
Was my
What
It was my first
Time
With Carol
Oh
So in your whole life you've only been with one
Oh boy
Hockey was a big mistake
There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight
Okay
Okay I got one
Do you remember that vegetarian paté that I made that you loved so much
Well unless goose is a vegetable
Okay fine fine
Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley
What
You slept with Jason
You had already broken up
How long
Just a couple hours
Oh that's nice
Okay okay okay I got one
Anyway
The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me
Excuse me
Oh hello
Like he was really gonna send you one
She was a big girl
Really
Well at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade
I was laughing
You made me laugh
Oh my God
There he is
There he is
There he is
Where
Right where we've been looking all night
Oh he's so cute
Oh George baby drop the towel
Come on drop the towel
Drop the towel
Please drop the towel
Drop it
ALL：
Wow
Man can you believe he's only had sex with one woman
I think it's great
You know it's sweet
It's romantic
Really
No are you kidding
The guy's a freak
I judge him
Hey man
Hey buddy
Ah
Ah
Oh
That's attractive
Oh I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs
Oh come on admit it all things considered you had fun tonight
Fun
Where was the fun
Tell me specifically which part was the fun part
Where's my puck
Oh
The kid has it
The kid
Excuse me uh that's my puck
I found it
Finders keepers losers weepers
You gotta do it man
Oh yeah
Well I'm rubber you're glue
Whatever you
I can't do it
Listen uh give me back my puck
No
Yes how about
No
No come here
Just give me my puck
No no no
Hey no roughhousing in my ER
Give me my puck
Unh
Now that was fun
Okay Monica
Right foot red
Could've played Monopoly
But no
Thanks
Okay Pheebs
Right hand blue
Good
Ross switch places with me
Phoebe could be your no
2-Hmm
What
Nothing
It's a twister thing
The rules are on the back of the box
Hello
Oh
Rachel it's the Visa-card people
Oh okay
Will you take my place
All right
Yes this is Rachel
No
Oh
Hello
Oh yeah
No I know
I haven't been using it much
Oh well thanks
But I'm okay really
To the green to the green
Oh no
To the green
I've got magic beans
No no never mind
To the left
To the left
I'm fine
