Jen Is Bringing the ***

Jen is bringin' the d**gs

She wants to get real f**ked up

She used to laugh and smile

But the years of denial

Have taken their toll on her dial

But me I do as I please

I caught you and set you free

Cause I have been left alone

By the people I've known

And I don't know when they're coming home

And Jen don't want to be seen

But I saw her in a swank magazine

She had an airbrushed face

But the lines of distaste

Were crossed without crossing of legs

And I don't want to be found

So when you get home I'm skipping town

I'm leaving to go some place

Where nobody will

Have any clue where I am

And Jen is bringin' the d**gs

She's gonna get me f**ked up

Cause love is an inkless pen

It's a tavern it's sin

It's a horrible way to begin