Black Limousine

I got a black limousine and it's a heaven on wheels for me

And don't you try to stop me you'd be going too fast to see

Would you please ring up ahead on the telephone

And book a room for heaven 'cause I just passed Rome

My time is running out and the gates are closing up on me

Yeah, I set off a dawn I do a hundred miles an hour and more

I'd like to think I'd get to heaven but I know it's hell I'm heading for

I'm looking in my mirror, my past is trailing me

I got my headlights on but it's too dark to see

Yeah, I can see the light but it's over on the other side

I just crashed through the stratosphere but now I'm running low on air

I should have thought of that before but now I'm getting too close to care

Wait a minute – I think my motor's out of fuel

I'm going so slow it's like riding on a one legged mule

I'm going back to my bottle, I'm gonna die in my easy chair