Blue Cyclone....
Well, the wife went outta town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to batch
And after five straight nights of TV, I’s ready to scream
So I called up this beer-drinkin' buddy of mine
I said Bill,"I ain't havin' a real good time"
He said,"Well, why don't we go to the wrestlin' matches and let off a little steam"
Well, I’d never seen the matches before
And when we reached that arena door
The crowd was already backed up plumb out in the street
Yeah, people were pushin' and shovin' like cattle
Just gettin' in line was a heck of a battle
We had to fight like the Devil but we finally got ringside seats
We bought a program as we passed through the door
Went to section D seats 3 and 4 and about that time
The announcer stepped in the ring
He said “Tonight's the greatest card ever been signed
Got a tag team match that'll blow your mind”
And then they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream
He introduced the Spider from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
And they were takin' on a team that never had been beat
And then the ref checked 'em over and the rules were explained
And somebody hollered"The spiders got a chain"
And then in came the Vulture with his manager, Sneaky Pete
Well, they rang the bell and all hell broke loose
My legs were shakin' like a rubber goose
I ain’t never seen nothin’ like this, not even in the war
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body-slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that ole boy could take much more
There was this little old lady right next to me
If she was a day she was eighty-three
But she raised more sand than any man I’ve ever seen
Yeah, she screamed and cussed in the Cyclone's face
Till they carried her out like a basket case
Then the Police came and formed a circle around the ring
It was right about then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw that Cyclone lookin' at us
And he's rubbing his head and starting to cuss
And I knew if he caught us, he'd break Bill's neck for sure
Well now, where we'd parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the Cyclone was there
And he said"Hey punk, you forgot your chair"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end
So I screamed"Watch it pal I, I run a school
Were I teach Karate and Jujitsu"
But before I could finish he gave my teeth a rake
And then he jumped up real high in the air
And both feet caught me with a flying mare
Now tell me again how all that wrestlings fake
Then he body-slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from behind
And pile-drived me right there in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms, three of my ribs
It's the closest I’ve ever come to bein' killed
And that's the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue Cyclone…
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan - he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and break your bones
He’s the Blue Cyclone…….Blue Cyclone…
