[00:00.00]Comedy Tonight - The Hit Co.
[00:05.53]Something familiar,
[00:07.71]Something peculiar,
[00:09.40]Something for everyone:
[00:11.44]A comedy tonight!
[00:13.27]Something appealing,
[00:15.32]Something appalling,
[00:17.28]Something for everyone:
[00:19.11]A comedy tonight!
[00:21.32]Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
[00:25.33]Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
[00:29.42]Old situations,
[00:30.32]New complications,
[00:33.53]Nothing portentous or polite;
[00:37.18]Tragedy tomorrow,
[00:39.50]Comedy tonight!
[00:44.45]Something convulsive,
[00:46.34]Something repulsive,
[00:48.41]Something for everyone:
[00:50.26]A comedy tonight!
[00:52.85]Something aesthetic,
[00:54.38]Something frenetic,
[00:56.38]Something for everyone:
[00:58.20]A comedy tonight!
[01:00.30]Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
[01:04.36]Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
[01:08.38]Old situations,
[01:10.30]New complications,
[01:12.49]Nothing portentous or polite;
[01:18.44]Tragedy tomorrow,
[01:20.42]Comedy tonight!
[01:31.42]Something erratic,
[01:33.35]Something dramatic,
[01:35.27]Something for everyone:
[01:37.20]A comedy tonight!
[01:39.37]Something appealing,
[01:41.41]Something appalling,
[01:43.37]Something for everyone:
[01:45.45]A comedy tonight!
[01:47.53]Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
[01:51.30]Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
[01:55.38]Nothing that's formal,
[01:57.29]Nothing that's normal,
[01:59.29]No recitations to recite;
[02:03.44]Open up the curtain:
[02:13.48]Comedy Tonight!