[00:00.17]I come home from work this evening
[00:02.94]There was a note in the frying pan
[00:05.74]It said fix your own supper babe
[00:08.48]I run off with the fuller brush man
[00:12.64]And I miss the way she used to yell at me
[00:15.84]The way she used to cuss and moan
[00:18.27]And if I ever go out and get married again
[00:21.25]I'll never leave my wife at home
[00:39.21]Sat down at the table
[00:40.97]Screamed
[00:42.16]And I hollered and cried
[00:45.16]And I commenced a carryin' on
[00:56.08]Till I almost lost my mind
[00:59.17]If I ever see another salesman
[01:18.08]Come a knockin' at my door
[01:29.15]I'm gonna pick up a rock and hit him on the head
[01:34.66]And knock him down on the floor